These are my current musings. Enjoy!

Reflections

09/12/2002 Instructions

These are not instructions on life, just suggestions.

Tipping is a lazy form of recycling, tomorrow.

If you have input, put it in.

Life is a compromise that is good value.

There is no spoon, merely a large bowl.

Graphite is merely happy chalk from space.

The reason 13 is there is not known.

Nothing exists beyond 42.

You will feel nothing but happiness.

This is the sound of a crowd.

This is why Paul is human after all.

This is why I'm winding down.

This is not a reason.

This is not confusing, it is really a matter of mind control and focusing.

The mental bus system to control your life.

This is why I exist in your vision.

09/12/2002 Random Thoughts On The Day

Paul, should be taught.

I have no requirement for a Z80.

People can often be a waste of space, unlike trees and grass.

The force is with you.

To clear your mind you must think of nothing worthwhile.

Arterficial intelligence has much to answer for.

Biros are a criminal offence when handled on this property.

Zilog is a great word that is often underused.

Blue should be seen and not heard.

I feel I must go on.

Assembly language for the human brain is quite an achievement.

Grass is the building block of a cows life.

Motorola is a very heavily overused word and an underused appliance with too few buses.

The pen is not mightier than the sword, merely tougher than the handle.

8 bits is not enough to fly an Airbus.

Chunky pies can be put anywhere provided there is a power supply fitted.

Clocks are never correct, merely only slightly wrong.

Random is impossible.

A point will wear flat regardless of use and type.

Gates should be closed after use.

Buses will regularly go from B to A.

Data is the definition of anything moving between two objects.

Refreshing is a good piece of discussion for writing.

If you request, it is a sign of weakness.

Control should be avoided at all costs, unless you have no choice.

Sleep is the best invention in the world, even better than Polo's or Fruit Gum's.

10/12/2002 Thought For The Day

Pool? Why?

Yoda would beat Gandalf any day.

Every bodies got to make a living.

Looping works.

I like burning effigies.

Generosity is the best form of death.

Knees are designed to fall on.

Drug addicts are druids with no eyes.

Modulus is very similar to kerfuffle, and widget.

I stand to gain nothing at all in my life.

You can be as morbid as you want but it will not work or make a difference.

Smoking has potentially flammable results.

Same difference is a relevant statement.

Omega, alpha, beta, gamma, delta and pie. Why?

If you amplify...

All ways roll-off your roll-up with a filter.

Entertainment is very easy to come by.

All ways use high pass filters with a roll-off.

Molotov cocktails sound great at first.

You can wait forever, but nothing will get done.

One step forward is half a step too far back.

Super green? Unlikely!

16/12/2002 Thought For The Lecture.

Psycodelia: a very spaced out chef.

Kilobyte and killer-bite, same word different meanings.

What the hell is going on?

But when it's low it cannot be selected.

To go for a walk requires great thought and intense passing of time.

Output is minimal at times of greatest worry,but that will not stop output from continuing for a very long time.

Shit happens and then you die.

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away. Why? Because you can fool, why else?

Waffle is a multi-use word when not a food.

Writing achieves stuff and things at times.

Reading helps to sooth the brain.

Rythem is the key as we open up the door.

Why can I not stop shaking?

I am very tired at the moment. Let me sleep now.

Jeeves is actually quite common.

I need to crash and burn now please.

Abnormally is not an abnormal abnormality.

Decoders are available for free usage.

Sensors are not what they seam.

Address lines are no good to find your way home.

More questions can be asked than thought.

17/12/2002 Todays Stuff

Welcome to the real world.

Why can't you just not help it?

Eventually everything will get to zero, but it may take some time.

Nothing can go on for ever, it's very complex.

Suppose you couldn't be arsed to do anything. If no-one else was, would they notice?

The more complex anything becomes, the more of a challenge it appears, the more people will try it, the less that will manage, means it's probably a complete waste of effort.

I've started so I'd like to finish, thank you.

If I am winding down, please don't wind me up.

Simplification is all very good, but is it really practical.

The bigger the error, the harder you fall.

Ideas come and go, no idea why!

Response time can be adverse to your health.

A blank mind is a happy mind.

Bandwidth is directly proportional to pie.

Minty freshness is not always a good thing.

The ground can reach you very quickly if you don't look where you fall.

Hunger strikes, boredom kills.

If a whale dies in a forest, can you hear the tree fall?

Not all slopes can be skied down.

Perfection is easily achieved if you compromise correctly.

It is very important that the end product be correctly balanced to prevent disturbing the cosmos of the world!

Clues must be kept to a minimum to allow logic to unfold properly.

Being the centre of attention cannot be fun all the time, that would defy common sense.

Coupling, a very interesting word that has several common meanings.

One million is, by default, a very large number, but by no means huge.

Death is a fucking scary thought.

Is constant actually attainable?

It is not very easy to notice everything, there is also no need. If you were to notice everything you would suffer from severe sensory overload.

Everything has a source, just like it has a dark side, which has varying strength.

What are we actually saying? Who knows and who really cares?

Virtual is a poorly used word, it's never in the right context.

Humour could well be the downfall or saviour of anything or nothing, it depends on it's strength.

You can't teach old tricks a new dog.

Isn't it amazing how many bricks there are?

Once you pop, you must stop, how can you continue to eat if you are no longer a living entity.

It's all in your mind, but not your body, or Seoul.

If I'm a freak in the morning, will I be a freak in the evening?

Inspiration is a wonderful thing if you are lucky enough to stumble across it.

And now for something completely different.

Kan man eine kase kuche haben?

First thing you must always do is always the most important, and must never be forgotten for this reason.

42, approximation or accurate calculation?

Natural selection clearly ignored certain people. Hopefully it will do a better job in the future.

If no ones being sarcastic how can anyone take a piss?

If you begin to feel overload, consider your earth, and all that's on it.

19/12/2002 Today Not Tomorrow

Nothing can be less inspiring than doing nothing.

Boba Fett is not related to MosFet.

14/01/2003 Ho Hum

If a tree is wooden, why is Roger more?

Can you grow anything on a virtual earth?

Inspiration doesn't grow on trees, not that I can see any.

If you are going through a lean patch at least you won't get any fat.

You can invert anything and the output could be the same.

It is not, it can't be, it is therefore not possible.

Anything, if it has the potential, can cause something wonderful to happen.

Since we know something we must know we know nowt.

The difference is why sheep don't tread on hot tin roofs.

Change is not always a good thing to happen.

Equality is just another word.

Simplification should be used at all times.

The inclusion of life forms is a must to prevent too much water occurring.

If it is not there, then where is it?

Psycobabble almost as wonderful as kerfuffle.

Teeth, who's great idea were they?

If you stop and think today, what will the results be? Will they be happy? I don't know.

21/01/2003 All The Ducks

Headaches are really, really annoying if you are trying to concentrate.

Maths will be my ultimate downfall.

If a signal is received, what should be done next?

I don't like being confused, it's not fun.

What can we actually understand?

I am the inversion of genius.

If I enjoy my work I am more likely to understand and be successful.

Crestron is something I need to know.

Chips are required right now, I am hungry.

23/01/2003 Inane Ramblings

Why is ten ten? Why could it not have been nine or eleven?

If you can put a hex on someone, can you put a quad or quint on them?

Paul is eating all my Polos.

Combinational idiocy = - combinational logic.

If it is not, is it not or not?

Counting bricks is a good way to fall asleep.

27/01/2003 Today, Not Yesterday

Life can really suck at times.

If that equals that, why can it be contradictory?

Absolute uncertainty surrounds us, more so in measurements.

Freedom of expression is frequently exploited by those who will just not shut up.

Must everything be evaluated so much?

Fiducial, sounds like a medieval monetary system.

If only I had more insight, I would be able to see the backs of my own eyes.

Mathematical deltas have a distinct lack of water or living creatures, or life of any form.

Inspirational lecturing is hard to come by.

Can boredom be measured as an absolute or percentage figure?

When numbers get very small we make up clever names for them.

Internal resistance is another name for stupidity.

Toady is proving to be satisfactory.

Paul is cold because the window is open.

Ideally everything would be ideal.

If you wanted to connect a gate to a fence you should be very careful, as they don't mix well.

Negativity is like, bad for your flow man.

Tomorrow means nothing at all.

Inverter, de-non-inverter, same difference.

Danger, high voltage.

Queuing is boring if you don't like snooker.

28/01/2003 Analogous Wording

What is the object of this exercise?

Everything can be tackled in some way or another.

Thank god not everything is done in a nutshell.

Labeling branches can be a tiresome task in a forest.

Freedom of expression is hard to express, and cannot be sent by express delivery.

Making something negative will not necessarily turn it around.

Tiredness can kill your exam chances. Take a break.

That means that finally you can solve the problem that is against your model principles.

If you take a look inside you may be surprised about how little you see.

What number must first be done to enable you to progress correctly and accurately?

Potential divider: a tree that has not been pulped yet.

I must not spill ketchup down my front.

Quite clearly nothing in this world is exactly the same.

Everything has real and imaginary parts, like my multi million pound bank balance.

Manipulation is quite a cool word.

Answers to questions should not be camouflaged.

Electricity flows better down hill along straight lines.

dB sounds similar to the Beegees, only with a larger volume range rather than frequency range.

Fundamentalism has a fundamental flaw, it only works with one crazy person at a time.

There is no one unique solution.

Small numbers are not always the best solution to the problem.

Killer ohms are not very deadly, but killer amps are. (So are killer grams, forgot them).